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		<title>You&#8217;re welcome. Your day just got better.</title>
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		<title>Typetrigger::sundry items</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Sep 2010 22:03:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chin deep, he murmured, &#8220;You want me to swallow?&#8221; Me, being the sex-crazed, get my rock soft, kinda guy I am, couldn&#8217;t dismiss such a query as this, and at the same time didn&#8217;t deem it fit to respond. In &#8230; <a href="http://straightenmytie.wordpress.com/2010/09/03/typetriggersundry-items/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=straightenmytie.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11396829&amp;post=332&amp;subd=straightenmytie&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Throwback Thursday::Supersonic by jj fad</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I take no credit for this one. @thedaisyharris spit a few lyrics onTwitter, and so I said, &#8220;Why the hell not. It&#8217;s still dope.&#8221;  (Can I use the word dope?) Of course I can&#8211;I&#8217;m theVar. Warning: You are so about &#8230; <a href="http://straightenmytie.wordpress.com/2010/09/02/throwback-thursdaysupersonic-by-jj-fad/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=straightenmytie.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11396829&amp;post=329&amp;subd=straightenmytie&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Typetrigger::years from now</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Update: I was going to come back later this eve and tell ya more; however, if you want to know the juice about Typetrigger, my girl Kelly of Gum in My Hair sums it up nicely. The piece below is &#8230; <a href="http://straightenmytie.wordpress.com/2010/08/30/typetriggeryears-from-now/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=straightenmytie.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11396829&amp;post=313&amp;subd=straightenmytie&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 19:54:35 +0000</pubDate>
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